Oh the amusing conversations I have over texts with McWeiner.

Peter: Sup Rhi

Me: Just chilling out with a movie, you?

Peter: Sweet, which movie? And I'm just chillin watching wheel of fortune haha

Me: Lolz interesting choice. I'm watching Despicable Me.

Peter: Haha it's my gramma's choice. That's the cartoon that came out not too long ago right?

Me: Yea the one with the yellow dudes. How was your day?

Peter: Nice, and it was fun, me an my sister, grampa and uncle went for a bike/longboard ride around an island, it was pretty sweet. What was your day like?

Me: Lol sounds like lots of fun. I went to Red Deer again with Lacey and my cousin. Then we soaped the trampoline and put a sprinkler under it. :]

Peter: Noice, was Red durr as dead as yesterday? Haha, damn trampolines are dangerous enough without extra slippage.

Me: Yes very alive today. And you should know there is fun in danger. I survived with a scratch.

Peter: Ya well it coulda been worse...I watch funniest home videos, shits crazy.

Me: Paranoid? Lol jk. And the important thing is that I didn't have one of those AFV moments. :D

Peter: Hahaha luckyyyy, well I have balls to protect when I go on a tramp. And I've seen far too many poor bastards pinch em in a spring or whatnot.

Me: I'm sorry I just had a good laugh over that. But honestly if you don't dick around that shouldn't happen.

Peter: Well of course I'd dick around, that's what happens when you're a teenage boy with lots of raging hormones ha.

Me: Lol but if you dick around too much you get your balls stuck in a spring like other poor SOB's.

Peter: Exactly, that's why no dicking around will take place when balls are vulnerable to pinching metal coils. I'm too young to be known as Peter "sorry-sac" L****r.

Me: Hahaha I have no clue what to say to I'm laughing too hard. :D

Peter: Hahaha oh c'mon I could've come up with a better name than that, I just didn't wanna take all day lol.

Then a bit later....

Peter: So hows Despicable Me?

Me: It was pretty good. The yellow dudes are great. Hows Wheel of Fortune?

Peter: Sweet I thought about watching it but then I decided it would be lame ha, and wheel of fortune is over, now we're watching cops xD

Me: Its only lame if you can't laugh. And cops is always exciting!

Peter: Hey I know how to laugh, maybe that movie IS right for me. :P and hells yea, I'm getting all sweaty just watchin'.

Me: Lol possibly. And be excited from this side of the tv only, I don't want to turn on the tv one day and see you on cops. :p

Peter: HA, I was just thinking that... "What if my grampa saw me on cops one day" he'd probably laugh and call me a dumbass.

Me: Nice. Great thought process right there! Please don't bring it to life though.

Peter: Hahaha yea, and I'm pretty sure they they have to tell you if they're going to put it on tv, so I'd do a little acting while I'm at it :D "NAH, THAT'S NOT MY CRACK, I SWEAR I'M HOLDING IT FOR MY PET TIGER, THAT BITCH IS ADDICTED FO LIFE".

Me: Omg lol. XD

Peter: Haha or something to that degree.

Me: Well nothing like a bit of impromtu acting eh?

Peter: Haha caught off guard by police while possibly half cut? Honestly I think I'd just comply and not be a douche, in previous encounters that works best lol.

Me: Previous encounters? Oh do tell lol.